Vote, Please

Don't screw this up. Remember in 2000, Florida was called, many thought it was locked up and did not go to the polls. Remember Ohio, the Alamo of the last election. Heed the warning of evil genius Karl Rove, perhaps the funniest columnist not writing for The Onion and get out there to vote, even if you live, as I do, in a not-exactly-contested place. Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Wait as long as you need, bring snacks, a dog, a chair, an iPod, live animals (well...), homework, schoolwork, but please please please get out and vote.

Bring a book, wait calmly, report anything suspicious, but please do vote. We cannot take much more of this.