A New Opera, Sure to Wow Fox News

I am not sure if this is a sign of the apocolypse or the dawning of a new day--I guess that will depend on the piece--but apparently Bill O'Riley's sexual escapades, gloriously one-shot reported in the "liberal" press, is to be given operatic treatment. Chalk this one in the same corner as the Springer-descends-into-hell opera, the thinly-Veiled-Lewinskygate opera, and we might just have a trilogy waiting to happen.

An old curse reads: may you live in interesting times.