Rabbi William Jefferson Clinton

I know this is a sad occasion the (lamentably) former president and our distinguished senatrix are attending, but this photo does my semitic heart a world of good and gives me a good, hearty smile. Bill looks great in a yarmulke; perhaps he should consider becoming a Rabbi should he elect not to enter the poltical arena once again. His memoir is of talmudic heft, and though not exactly of a Jewish deportment (longwindedness aside) I imagine he'd be well suited. He would have to convert, but apparently he has nothing but time so that would not be so much of an inconvenience. Or if he ran again, and here's hoping, he could be our first Jewish president. So maazel, Mr. Clinton, maazel.