Imaginary Opera Reviews

In a spate of insomniacal googling and surfing, I came accross a fantastic (and sadly imaginary) review of Jorge Luis Borges' Complete Novels It's a nicely executed Borgesian piece of flim-flammery, one that made me sad because it wasn't real. I wanted to read the novels.

So I challenge anyone out there to do the same for opera, and I'll give a prize to the most profound, amusing Imaginary Opera Review. Any takers?